#SOL17: W&GOT, an Alt-LOL Exploration

What is W&GOT? In this newly alt-world, it’s my alt-LOL; it stands for Wailing and Gnashing Of Teeth. Because in a stunning frenzy of whatever-the-f$%k-you-want-to-call-it, Betsy DeVos has made it out of committee and is headed to a confirmation vote by the full Senate.

It was, by all accounts, procedural insanity at its finest. Here’s how NPR education reporter Cory Turner summed it up– apologies for the fuzziness of the image:

Screenshoot of NPR Reporter's tweet

Twitter screenshot captured 12:26 pm, 1/31/17

In a nutshell, based on my interpretation of my Twitter feed, Orrin Hatch did not appear in person but voted by proxy, which is apparently illegal according to parliamentary rules. So a heated debate ensued, with the parliamentary expert being called in to rule. Hatch appeared in person, voted, and voila! Betsy’s nomination heads to the full senate to be rubber-stamped  for a vote.

Turner tweeted this shortly after:

Screenshot captured 12:33 pm, 1/31/17


Turner added additional tweets to describe indications that some of the committee members would be willing to consider switching to a “no” vote on the senate floor. (If you think our calls don’t matter, one senator assigned an intern to tally caller views on just the DeVos vote– and then announced his plans to vote according to the calls he received.)

I have to step away from the internet for a while, maybe to go break some things, but also to get back to purging closets and cabinets for our upcoming move. I just want to share a few things first.

First, in today’s wee hours, I finished writing Action Report #5: Self-Care for the Resistance, a post reflecting on education, activism, and moving. I hope you read it for the summary of an activist’s advice about how to become a long-haul activist.

Second, one of my daughters friends (which makes her my daughter once-removed) is studying at CUNY’s public action-oriented law school. She wrote a long Facebook post about what really works to influence our senate and congressional representatives. It helped me. I’ll copy it below, and you can also share it via this Google Doc. I can’t give you definites about its veracity; suffice it to say I’m enough persuaded by its alignment with the guidance of former Congressional staffer Emily Ellsworth as well as the extensive info in the  Indivisible Action Guide to share it at the end of this post.

Third, Indivisible also has a useful WHAT’S HAPPENING IN CONGRESS THIS WEEK? action page– especially important in this week of cabinet hearings and votes. (Scroll down a bit to find the whole list.)

The medicine cabinet is calling me back.

I wish us all peace, and courage.


DAILY POLITICAL ACTION TIPS, from a high-level staffer for outreach to members of Congress

There are two (2) things that all Democrats (and Independents, Greens, Libertarians, etc) should be doing all the time right now, and they’re by far the most important things.

–> You should NOT be bothering with online petitions or emailing.

  1. The best thing you can do to be heard and get your congressperson to pay attention is to have face-to-face time – if they have townhalls, go to them. Go to their local offices. If you’re in DC, try to find a way to go to an event of theirs. Go to the “mobile offices” that their staff hold periodically (all these times are located on each congressperson’s website). When you go, ask questions. A lot of them. And push for answers. The louder and more vocal and present you can be at those the better.
  2. But, those in-person events don’t happen every day. So, the absolute most important thing that people should be doing every day is calling.

You should make 6 calls a day: 2 each (DC office and your local office) to your 2 Senators and your 1 Representative.

The staffer was very clear that any sort of online contact basically gets immediately ignored, and letters pretty much get thrown in the trash (unless you have a particularly strong emotional story – but even then it’s not worth the time it took you to craft that letter).

Calls are what all the congresspeople pay attention to.

Every single day, the Senior Staff and the Senator get a report of the 3 most-called-about topics for that day at each of their offices (in DC and local offices), and exactly how many people said what about each of those topics. They’re also sorted by zip code and area code. She said that Republican callers generally outnumber Democrat callers 4-1, and when it’s a particular issue that single-issue-voters pay attention to (like gun control, or planned parenthood funding, etc…), it’s often closer to 11-1, and that’s recently pushed Republican congressmen on the fence to vote with the Republicans. In the last 8 years, Republicans have called, and Democrats haven’t.

So, when you call:

  1. A) When calling the DC office, ask for the Staff member in charge of whatever you’re calling about (“Hi, I’d like to speak with the staffer in charge of Healthcare, please”) – local offices won’t always have specific ones, but they might. If you get transferred to that person, awesome. If you don’t, that’s ok – ask for their name, and then just keep talking to whoever answered the phone. Don’t leave a message (unless the office doesn’t pick up at all – then you can…but it’s better to talk to the staffer who first answered than leave a message for the specific staffer in charge of your topic).
  2. B) Give them your zip code. They won’t always ask for it, but make sure you give it to them, so they can mark it down. Extra points if you live in a zip code that traditionally votes for them, since they’ll want to make sure they get/keep your vote.
  3. C) If you can make it personal, make it personal. “I voted for you in the last election and I’m worried/happy/whatever” or “I’m a teacher, and I am appalled by Betsy DeVos,” or “as a single mother” or “as a white, middle class woman,” or whatever.
  4. D) Pick 1-2 specific things per day to focus on. Don’t go down a whole list – they’re figuring out what 1-2 topics to mark you down for on their lists. So, focus on 1-2 per day. Ideally something that will be voted on/taken up in the next few days, but it doesn’t really matter – even if there’s not a vote coming up in the next week, call anyway. It’s important that they just keep getting calls.
  5. E) Be clear on what you want – “I’m disappointed that the Senator…” or “I want to thank the Senator for their vote on…” or “I want the Senator to know that voting in _____ way is the wrong decision for our state because…” Don’t leave any ambiguity.
  6. F) They may get to know your voice/get sick of you – it doesn’t matter. The people answering the phones generally turn over every 6 weeks anyway, so even if they’re really sick of you, they’ll be gone in 6 weeks.

From experience since the election:

If you hate being on the phone and feel awkward (which is a lot of people) don’t worry about it – there are a bunch of scripts (Indivisible has some, there are lots of others floating around these day).

After a few days of calling, it starts to feel a lot more natural. Put the 6 numbers in your phone (all under P – Politician. An example is McCaskill MO, Politician McCaskill DC, Politician Blunt MO, etc…) which makes it really easy to click down the list each day.

*DC Residents: What do you do if you live in DC, with no voting representation??

I’ve been calling senators on committees who are dealing with nominations. I figure their job is to represent all of us, and where staffers ask for my zip code, I give it to them and politely say D.C. has no senators. (For some I’d like to say, “and also your boss thinks it’s his/her business to f*** with the District’s democratically passed laws.”) It’s not perfect, but it’s better than not calling, and some don’t ask for zip code/location at all.

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2 responses to “#SOL17: W&GOT, an Alt-LOL Exploration”

  1. elsie says:

    Thank you for this information! I have called both the local and Washington office to express my views on DeVos. I do love your W&GOT. 🙂 There will be a lot of W&GOT in the next four years.

    • Karen says:

      I started writing “I’m glad you like W&GOT” but then I realized I’m not glad at all that we are even discussing this. But I am glad the information is useful. Peace.

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